
..The "wyrdest" place on the web..
Okay so I'm hanging out at work bored off my ass, I just finished my book. I realize then that I'm in a squirrelly mood, so right then and there I decide three things.
1) I'm going to randomly write something in the blog.
2) I'm going to look up the lyrics to some of my favorite Harry Chapin songs, and
3) I'm going to go practice gymnastics in the breakfast lobby.
Boy lemme tell you something. That last one did not work out well. I think I hurt myself trying to do a cartwheel.
Anyway, after a lot of self-abuse and laughing at myself for a really really long time as I lay on my back on the floor, with bruises forming. I decided another two things. First, that I should get up before someone walks in, sees me, and thinks I'm stoned outta my gourd. And Second, that I really really really need to work on my gymnastics.
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Fried Duck.