Okay so I'm hanging out at work bored off my ass, I just finished my book.  I realize then that I'm in a squirrelly mood, so right then and there I decide three things.

1) I'm going to randomly write something in the blog.

2) I'm going to look up the lyrics to some of my favorite Harry Chapin songs, and

3) I'm going to go practice gymnastics in the breakfast lobby.

Boy lemme tell you something.  That last one did not work out well.  I think I hurt myself trying to do a cartwheel.    Anyway, after a lot of self-abuse and laughing at myself for a really really long time as I lay on my back on the floor, with bruises forming.  I decided another two things.  First, that I should get up before someone walks in, sees me, and thinks I'm stoned outta my gourd.  And Second, that I really really really need to work on my gymnastics.

-

Fried Duck.

Okay, so maybe it's been a little while for the posting of the blog.  Eat me.

Anywho, What is the deal with Monkeys anyway?  Damned Crap-throwing imbeciles.  Why don't they all just go back to Wall street where they came from??!!??

Alright, no more stockbroker jokes....  Today.

France is on fire!  France is on Fire!  Camera's ready folks.  Taking all bets on the amount of time until the army goes in.

The more blatant the message, the more likely it is to be mis-understood.

I've been pondering a question as of late.  I'd be interested in hearing any and all input from anyone who stumbles in to read this.

Humanity as a whole--- Pass or Fail?

What I want here is I want you to judge the entirety of human history, past present and future, and assign a grade.  Pass or Fail.

Take into account everything you can think of.  Inculde a simple explanation of your answer if you'd like.

(((( And no copping out about how you can't jude something like that, it's too big.  Or any other excuses.  Myke... I'm looking at you.))))

Can it all come down to a question of impulse?

Not the impulses of a moment, but the impulse of physics.  The rate of change at which force is applied.  The amount and type of impact as it were.

Can that really be the key? 

Life comes down to a matter of moments.  Nothing happens without reason.  All that exists has a purpose.

Temporal paradox occurs when past events change, yet the past is as uncertain as the future....

Prophecy, pre-determinism, free will, time travel, the purpose of our lives.  Can it all be an nth dimensional impulse vector?

hmmm.... I must contemplate further.

You know, if dead men started to wear plaid it would unravel the whole of handkercheif society....

Cold war...  Hmph.

Dont talk to me about the Cold War.  I Fought in the damned Cold War.  I was stationed at Ice station Zebra near the Hoth base.

So Dont' lecture me about the Cold War.